Simply Amusing And Amusingly Simple Marriage Advice That Actually Make Sense

By Navkiran K September 14, 2022

It’s easy to get caught in the routine of marriage and forget to court your partner like you did when you first started dating. But it’s essential to keep that spark alive by continuing to do things together, whether it’s going on dates or just taking time for each other during the day.

It’s vital to know that everyone expresses and receives love differently, but you should still show your partner how much you care. Many people turn to those who’ve been married for years when they hit a rough spot in their marriage. 

If you are searching for a bit of guidance to having a successful marriage, we’ve got you covered. Check out funny marriage advice that makes sense! Marriage is hard work, but it’s worth it.

1. Be friends first

Being friends first is definitely the way to go if you want a long-lasting marriage. After all, there is no point in getting married if you’re not going to be friends. Might as well just stay single! Of course, it’s not as simple as just “being friends.”

Image courtesy: Haleyadellphoto / ig

You have to be compatible, trust each other, and be able to communicate effectively. Being friends is a great foundation for all of that. If you’re not friends first, you’re likely to get married for the wrong reasons, such as trying to fill a void in your life or escape a bad situation.

2. Ditch the arguing 

A happy marriage is like a harmonious orchestra. Each instrument contributes its own unique sound, and when couples play their parts correctly, the music is beautiful. Communication is vital to every relationship. If you and your spouse can’t communicate effectively, then you’re going to have a lot of problems.

Image courtesy: Ekateryna Zubal / Shutterstock

In life, we often get caught up in trying to win the argument that we forget that the goal should be to solve the problem. This may lead to a feeling of devaluation and further escalate the conflict. Listen to your spouse and look for ways to compromise.

3. Clean, happy home

We all know that a happy marriage is based on mutual respect and communication. But did you know that a clean home is another key ingredient? Having a messy house can strain your relationship, so it’s best to keep things tidy.

Image courtesy: Lesfauvelles / ig

Try to be conscious of the way you leave things around the house. If you’re constantly leaving dirty dishes in the sink or clothes are thrown about, it shows that you don’t care about your home or respect your partner’s space. Taking a few minutes each day to tidy up can go a long way. 

4. Get those 8 hours 

If you’ve never slept in a separate bed or room from your spouse, you may wonder why people do it. To be fair, it makes sense to cuddle up together and enjoy each other’s warmth. Well, there are a few benefits to sleeping apart from your spouse.

Image courtesy: Ischnod / ig

Separate beds mean there will be less disruption to each other’s sleep patterns. If one person snores or is restless, it may disturb the other person’s rest. Sleeping separately, you can each create your own perfect sleep environment. With separate rooms, you may design the bed as per your choice for better sleep.

5. Some space is nice

It’s no secret that many marriages involve a great deal of compromise. When it’s about sharing a bed, some couples can’t seem to reach a compromise. If you’re married and you find yourself constantly battling over the covers, consider giving each other some much-needed space — by investing in a separate duvet or blanket.

Image courtesy: U_tuzu_ / ig

Sure, it may appear like a small thing, but being able to snuggle up under your own duvet can make all the difference when you’re trying to get a good night’s sleep. And let’s face it, getting a good night’s sleep is a key element to making your marriage work.

6. Don’t go for potential

So, you’re thinking of getting married and wondering whether or not to go for someone with potential. Here’s our advice: don’t do it. Now, we’re not saying that you should only marry someone who’s already successful. That would be foolish. But you shouldn’t marry someone solely because you think they have potential.

Image courtesy: Rosewall_fotografia / ig

Humans are complex creatures, and marriage is perhaps the most complex relationship we can have. It’s a lifelong commitment, and a successful marriage takes a lot of work. If you’re marrying someone just because you think they have potential, then you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.

7. Sleep on it

Sometimes it helps to sleep on an argument in a marriage, especially if it’s something small. By doing this, you can usually clear your head and come up with a fresh perspective. If you think about it rationally, sleeping after an argument may be very beneficial for marital relationships.

Image courtesy: Filthymcjeffro / ig

It can diffuse the tension, and you may avoid saying regretful things. Plus, research shows that people who get a good night’s sleep are less likely to argue in the first place. So, to prevent needless conflict, ensure that you both get plenty of rest!

8. Green and thriving 

There’s no question that it takes effort to have a thriving marriage — but it’s definitely worth the effort! Talk openly and honestly with your spouse. This is key to building a strong foundation of trust. When times are tough, offer emotional support, and don’t be afraid to fight fair.

Image courtesy: Valenleephotography / ig

Even when you’re busy, make time for each other. Set aside time for regular dates, and try to avoid letting work or other obligations interfere. Laugh together, share interests, and enjoy each other’s company. Simple things like these will go a long way to maintaining a healthy relationship.

9. Give a hand

It’s no secret that happy partners equals a happy home. And one way to ensure your partner is happy is to pitch in and help with household chores. Write a list of the household tasks and divvy them up between you and your partner.

Image courtesy: Evelina_nikoliza / ig

Don’t wait for your partner to ask for help; be proactive and offer assistance when you see that they’re overwhelmed or busy with something else. If there’s a task that neither of you wants to do, try negotiating a trade — he does the dishes tonight in exchange for her vacuuming tomorrow.

10. Embrace the little stuff 

It’s definitely important to embrace the little things in a marriage, like your partner’s annoying habits. After all, these are the things that make them uniquely them, and it’s important to cherish those quirks! For example, your partner may have a habit of leaving their dirty laundry on the floor…

Image courtesy:  Prakan Pongpanpath / Shutterstock

It might drive you crazy, but if you focus on that one issue, you’ll miss all the good times you’ve shared and all the laughter and love. Instead of fixating on the negatives, try to find something you appreciate about your partner — even if it’s something as small as their sense of humor.

11. You’re a team

Married partners are a team. When it comes to problems, team-up to find solutions. It may be easy to overlook this when things are going well, but remember that being supportive of each other during tough times is just as important as celebrating the good times together.

Image courtesy: Summergrace.p0hoto / ig

Marriage is all about sharing the ups and downs, and by working as a team, you can overcome anything. You can’t just leave everything up to your partner — you need to be an active participant in the relationship. If you’re not willing to work on solving problems together, then sort out your priorities.

12. Two are better than one

You’re absolutely right — fighting over pizza is a silly thing to do in marriage. It’s unimportant and a waste of energy. So why not avoid the whole issue by getting two pizzas with different toppings? That way, everyone’s happy, and you don’t have to waste your time arguing over trivial things.

Image courtesy: Filipajackson / ig

Of course, some people might say that this isn’t a solution because then you have to eat two whole pizzas yourself. But hey, we’re not judging if you order two. Besides, you can save leftovers in the fridge for movie night part 2.

13. Have some hobbies 

Hobbies are important, but so is having space in a relationship. It’s important to have things that you’re passionate about outside of your relationship in order to maintain a sense of self. Otherwise, you can start to lose yourself in the relationship, and that’s never good.

Image courtesy: Auderiephotography / ig

Channel your energies into separate pursuits and then come back together and share what you’ve been up to with each other. It’ll make for a more balanced, well-rounded relationship overall. Moreover, you’ll have new independence with different hobbies and activities. You’ll no longer be dependent on your partner for happiness.

14. Tell no lies

If you’re in a committed relationship, then honesty is always the best policy. Lying to your partner about something important is guaranteed to lead to bigger issues later on. Sometimes people do needlessly hurtful things and lie about them. They are not worth risking damaging the trust and closeness you share with your spouse.

Image courtesy: Bits And Splits / Shutterstock

If you’re caught lying to your spouse, it will likely damage their trust in you — maybe even beyond repair. Once that trust is damaged, it’s very difficult to rebuild it. So, if you’re faced with the choice of telling a lie or telling the truth, always go with the latter!

15. Find what works

There are no set rules in marriage. There’s no one-size-fits-all solution because every couple is different, so you need to find what works best for you and your partner. But one thing that all relationships benefit from is communication with each other and figuring out what makes you both happy.

Image courtesy: Chrisandlilie / ig

If you’re always arguing about the same things, then something needs to change. Marriage is a partnership, so you need to work together to make it work. Listen to each other, be understanding and compromising, and show each other love and respect. If you’re doing all of these things, then your marriage will be strong.

16. Diaper duties 

As a new father, one of the best things you can do to help your wife is to take on some of the diaper duties! It may not seem like much, but it can make a big difference in her day-to-day life. And you’ll benefit from extra bonding time with your baby.

Image courtesy: Kathhcouponer / ig

Your partner will be tired after the birth and could use as much help as you may offer. Get organized with diaper duties. Create a system for changing diapers so that both you and your wife know who is doing what and when. This will help to avoid any confusion or frustration down the road.

17. “Just because” flowers

There’s no surefire recipe for a strong and happy marriage, but often times it’s the little things that matter most. So if you’re looking to do something special for your partner that will hopefully strengthen your relationship, why not go the extra mile and get them “just because” flowers?

Image courtesy: Tutusflowers / ig

Your spouse will undoubtedly be touched by the gesture, and it may even make them feel more appreciated than they already are. Plus, who doesn’t love receiving flowers? They’re a beautiful way to show someone how much you care about them and that you’re committed to your marriage.

18. Cherish every moment

Cherish every moment with your partner in marriage; you never know how long it’ll last. It’s not always easy to treasure your relationship — there will be good times and bad times. But through it all, you need to remember why you’re together.

Image courtesy:  Chalk.film / ig

Sit down with your partner and talk about what’s important to both of you. Make time for one another, especially if things are tough. And most importantly, cherish the moments that you do have together. Life is unpredictable and can change in an instant. So appreciate it all.

19. Happy spouse, happy house 

There’s incredible truth to the saying “happy spouse, happy house.” A strong marriage is usually the foundation of a happy home. After all, if the people at the center of the home are arguing and unhappy, it makes sense that things would be tense and unhappy in general.

Image courtesy: Kleiner.kaefer_ / ig

That’s not to say that there will never be problems or disagreements in a happy marriage — every relationship has its ups and downs. But in a truly solid marriage, partners are able to weather the tough times because they feel confident in their relationship and trust each other implicitly. 

20. Cuddles to the rescue 

Intimacy is more than just physical attraction. Try cuddling and comforting your partner. Cuddles not only help improve intimacy in marriage but can also rescue it from becoming lifeless and boring. In relationships, we yearn for human connection. Smelling your partner’s hair and caressing their cheek releases oxytocin.

Image courtesy: Muuffinns / ig

These are simple ways touch can be used to give and receive love. But as any relationship progresses, the natural ebb and flow can leave us feeling disconnected from the one we love. With cuddling, you may keep the physical side of things fresh and exciting.

21. Unnecessary sacrifices 

You shouldn’t ask your partner to make unnecessary sacrifices. After all, marriage is all about equality, and if you’re not willing to make some sacrifices yourself, it’s unfair to expect your partner to do so. For instance, never ask to give up personal time. Couple time is an important priority.

Image courtesy: Panagiotats / ig

However, you also need some of your personal time. Whether it’s watching TV or going to a weekend art class, getting some personal time is crucial to maintaining a healthy relationship. When you’re happy inside, you’ll contribute more to the relationship from a healthy place. 

22. Don’t whine 

Marriage problems are best solved by the couple themselves. It can be helpful to talk to friends or family members about your marriage problems, but in the end, it’s up to the couple to work things out. Some may find that they need marriage counseling from a professional to help them resolve their issues.

Image courtesy: Jonathan Adato (photographer)

This may be a very beneficial step for some couples, but it’s not necessary for everyone. The most important thing is that you and your spouse communicate openly and honestly with each other. Try to understand each other’s points of view.

23. Always eat first 

It’s ideal to have a good relationship with your partner, and one way to help maintain that is to make sure you’re both well-fed and in a good mood. There’s nothing worse than coming home famished after a long day and getting into an argument with your spouse over something small.

Image courtesy: Thedailybread__ / ig

Food is among the basic needs that we have, and it plays a huge role in our mood and behavior. When we’re hungry, we’re irritable and grumpy, and we’re much more likely to lash out at those around us. So make sure you have a filling meal before going to bed.

24. Try different experiences

Because marriage is a partnership, and part of what makes a partnership work is each person continuing to grow and develop as an individual. If you stop learning and growing, you’re not only short-changing yourself; you’re short-changing your marriage. So go ahead and enroll in that cooking class you’ve always wanted to do.

Image courtesy: Ebo+studio_tw / ig

You may also take up painting or rock climbing or whatever it is that interests you. And don’t feel guilty about spending some time alone doing things that your spouse isn’t interested in. Encourage your partner to do the same. New experiences and hobbies are great ways to keep your relationship fresh and exciting. 

25. You marry the whole family 

If you’re considering marriage, it’s important to remember that you’re not just marrying one person — you’re also marrying their family. This may be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how close you are to your future in-laws and how well you get along with them.

Image courtesy: Richardcraigphoto / ig

If you’re close with your future spouse’s family and get along well with them, then marrying into their family can be a great way to extend your own family and create strong bonds. You’ll always have people to go to for advice or support, and you’ll always have a built-in network of loving people.

26. Grocery shopping test

How do you know if your marriage is strong? Go grocery shopping together. If you can survive a trip to the grocery store together, then you can pretty much survive anything. That’s because grocery shopping is a true test of patience, endurance, and teamwork.

Image courtesy: Girlofpapi / ig

You’ve to be able to work together as a team, coordinating your efforts and making sure you’re both on the same page. You need to be patient, even if you’re moving at different paces. And, of course, you need to be willing to share the burden of grocery shopping.

27. Always act better 

There’s a lot of truth to the saying, “always act better in a marriage.” It can be tough to maintain your composure and keep things civil when you’re angry, but it’s always worth it in the end. Acting better in marriage sets the tone for the entire relationship.

Image courtesy: Pthaophotos / ig

If you can manage to stay calm and collected even when you’re angry, it will show your spouse that you respect them and your relationship enough to put in the effort. Moreover, it may help avoid blowouts. Nobody wants an all-out screaming match with their spouse — it just leads to more anger.

28. Careful choices

Marriage is hard enough without adding extra drama, so it’s important to make careful choices together to avoid any resentment. One of the best ways to do this is to keep your eye on the future and make sure that you’re always working towards shared goals.

Image courtesy: Alexpasic / ig

This may be anything from ordering food to buying a house or having children, but it’s important to have a plan and stick to it. If one person starts veering off course, arguments and resentment can arise. Be honest with each other (and yourself) about what you want out of life. 

29. Always be grateful

Make time to be grateful for the little things in a marriage — like the fact that you’re together and have found each other. It sets the tone for a positive, appreciative outlook on life and helps to build positivity.

Image courtesy: Seasons.cleanings / ig

It’s always nice to express gratitude towards your spouse for all they do to make your life better. Those little things add up and have a big impact over time. For example, being grateful for a goodnight kiss, for your partner taking out the trash, or for them making you breakfast in bed.

30. Private arguments 

There’s no doubt that it may be challenging to keep your arguments private when you live in such a small place as a marriage. But there are a few key reasons why it’s worth the effort. For one, airing your dirty laundry in public can lead to some pretty harsh judgment from family and friends.

Image courtesy: Fizkes / Shutterstock

And secondly, airing your grievances can make the problem worse by turning up the heat on an already tense situation. So if you want to maintain a happy and healthy marriage, it’s best to keep your arguments behind closed doors. It may be difficult at times, but it’s definitely worth the effort!

31. Keep dating them

Maintaining a healthy and active love life is one of the key ingredients to a happy marriage. Date nights are a great way to keep the flame lit, and they can also help you connect with your spouse on a deeper level. Also, it’s always fun to explore new things together.

Image courtesy: Mummyconstant / ig

Going on dates is also a great way to connect with each other on a deeper level. When you take the time to get to know each other, it can help prevent misunderstandings and build a stronger relationship. So make sure to keep dating your spouse — it’ll help keep your marriage happy and strong.

32. Truth about the one

Be friends with your future spouse before getting married — after all, you’re going to be spending a lot of time with this person! But it’s also important to have some other things in common, too, like shared interests and values. That’s why it’s so important to date around a bit.

Image courtesy: Blaneczkowo / ig

Get to know many different people before settling down with “the one.” You might find that you click with someone you didn’t expect. And once you do find the right person, it’s worth taking the time to build a strong friendship foundation first. You’ll have a solid support system in place.

33. Snoring solution

If you and your partner may not seem to find a compromise on how to deal with your partner’s snoring, it might be best to just sleep in separate rooms. Snoring can put a real strain on a relationship, and if you’re not getting enough sleep, it can start to take its toll.

Image courtesy: Myhusbandsleepsfunny / ig

In some cases, snoring may even lead to divorce. So if sleeping in separate rooms is what it takes to keep your marriage happy and healthy, then that’s probably the best decision. If your partner snores loudly and keeps you up, try sleeping in another room.

34. Mind your tone

Your tone is important in any relationship, but it’s especially crucial in marriage. After all, your spouse is the person you’re closest to and the one you should be able to count on above all others. In order to maintain a healthy and happy marriage, it’s important to be mindful while speaking to your partner.

Image courtesy: Cousincornbread / ig

Always try to speak positively, kindly, and with respect. If something’s bothering you, communicate calmly and rationally about it. Avoid raising your voice or using hurtful words. Yelling or speaking harshly will only lead to resentment and further strain on the relationship. Remember that your spouse is your best friend — so act like it!

35. Kids are teamwork

There’s no doubt that having kids is a team effort. From the moment they’re born, you and your partner are responsible for their care and well-being. You’re both in it together, whether you’re staying up late to feed them, taking them to school, or helping with homework. And, like everything, there may be rough spots along the way.

Image courtesy: Todaysketch_ / ig

That’s normal! Parenting is hard work, and it may be challenging to juggle responsibility for your children with everything else going on in your life. But if you approach parenthood as a team effort, you’ll be more likely to weather the tough times together — and appreciate the good times all the more.

36. Be a good listener 

Being a good listener is one of the most important things you can do for your partner in order to have a lasting marriage. Listening shows that you’re interested in what they have to say, and it also lets them know that they can trust you to keep their secrets.

Image courtesy: Ainpilbeam / ig

Most importantly, listening creates a connection between you and your partner that helps build intimacy. When you feel connected to someone, you’re more likely to want to stay together and work through tough times. So make sure you take the time to listen to your partner and let them know you appreciate them.

37. Let go of the power struggle 

It’s possible to have a happy marriage without giving up power or control. It just takes a bit of give and take and a willingness to work together as a team. Both partners need to be able to openly communicate their needs and desires and be willing to compromise when necessary.

Image courtesy: Yogamar_ruegen / ig

Neither partner should feel like they’re in competition with the other, but rather that they’re working towards the same goal — a happy, healthy marriage. You can only have control over your words and actions. If you find yourself struggling with power struggles and control issues, it might be helpful to seek out couples counseling. 

38. Don’t keep a score

If you’re keeping score of who does what in your marriage, chances are it’s not as happy as it could be. Why? Because when you’re busy tallying points, you’re not focusing on the things that matter — like connection, companionship, and intimacy. If you want a happy marriage, don’t keep score.

Image courtesy: Optimarc / Shutterstock

Instead, focus on the things that’ll make your relationship stronger. Communicate with each other, spend time together, and be supportive of one another. Some days you may have to give 80%, and on others, your partner may need to offer more support.

39. Know your partner 

To have a happy marriage, it’s vital to learn your partner’s love language and express love in a way that they understand. Pay attention to the little things. Your partner probably loves it when you do something small and thoughtful, like making them a cup of coffee.

Image courtesy: Haleyadellphoto / ig

Be vocal about your appreciation. When your partner’s love language may be words of affirmation, they may appreciate it when you tell them how much you love them and how much they mean. Besides, go beyond saying, “I love you.” Sometimes giving your partner an action that corresponds with their love language speaks louder.

40. Know your love language 

There’s no one-size-fits-all because everyone expresses and receives love differently. However, there are five primary love languages. Some of them include words of affirmation, receiving gifts, and acts of service. To figure out your or your partner’s love language, take the free Love Language Profile test.

Image courtesy: Qsita / ig

That may give you a better understanding of how you most naturally express and feel loved. From there, you can work on aligning your partner’s love language with yours in order to feel more loved and understood in your relationship. After this, you’ll realize if you need to spend time together or receive compliments.

41. Avoid criticism 

Avoid criticizing your spouse! This may quickly lead to resentment and a breakdown in communication. And learn to identify and address the areas in which you need improvement. So how can you avoid criticism in your marriage? The best way is simply by communicating openly and honestly with your spouse.

Image courtesy: Zabrinaze / ig

After all, no one’s perfect, and if you’re able to honestly admit your faults and work on changing them, then your marriage will be that much stronger. Let them know what you’re thinking, what makes you upset, and what you need from them. And be sure to listen carefully when they speak.

42. Large comfortable covers 

It may be difficult to get a good night’s sleep when you’re constantly being woken up by your partner’s tossing and turning. A big king-size blanket may help solve that problem by providing plenty of coverage. Also, the extra weight of the blanket may keep you both cozy and comfortable all night long.

Image courtesy: Bigblanketco / ig

By cocooning yourselves in layers of soft fabric, you’ll be less likely to get off the bed or argue with each other. And the best part? These cozy blankets are perfect for snuggling up on the couch. So why not give it a try? You may be happy at how well it works.

43. Always be kind

It’s crucial to always be kind to your partner when you’re married. This is especially true when you’re angry. Just because you’re married doesn’t mean that you can stop being kind to each other. In fact, it’s even more important to be kind when you’re married because you’ve made a commitment to each other.

Image courtesy: Maryaamsalman / ig

And though arguments are bound to happen from time to time, being kind to each other will help ensure that your relationship remains strong. So next time you’re feeling angry, remember to be kind to your partner. After all, marriage is a partnership built on understanding, love, and trust. 

44. Selfless acts of service 

There’s no doubt that doing kind and selfless things for your partner can help keep your relationship strong, happy, and healthy. It may be as straightforward as getting them a cold drink on a hot day, taking the dog for a walk when they’re feeling overwhelmed, or doing the grocery shopping so they can relax.

Image courtesy: Kokkini_piperia / ig

The key is to do these things out of love and generosity rather than out of a sense of obligation or guilt. Doing something kind simply because you want to make your partner happy shows that you care about their well-being and are truly invested in the relationship. So go ahead and do something thoughtful. 

45. Larger is better 

You may be tempted to consider that a king-size bed is only for couples who love to stretch out and hog the entire bed. But there are reasons why a king-size bed makes sense for any home, whether you’re married or not. For starters, a king-size bed gives you plenty of room to sprawl out.

Image courtesy: Sandycarvs / ig

If you prefer to sleep on the side, have a bad back, or toss and turn during the night, then you’ll appreciate the extra space. A king-size bed is great for hosting guests. Whether you have family over for the holidays or friends over for a weekend getaway, everyone will be more comfortable.